Motel No Tell

Dive into our Poolside Package—$25 gets you 90 minutes of sunshine, good vibes, and all the drinks you could want (or need)! Choose from an espresso martini to wake up your senses, an Aperol spritz to keep it light, or a Bloody Mary if you’re feeling extra ‘morning’. We've got everything from mimosas to pilsners to make sure your brunch is just the right kind of wild. Plus, an entree to keep you in check—at least for a little while!

Take a break and grab a drink at Happy Hour! Monday through Thursday, we’re serving up the best deals from 4-7 PM, and on Fridays, we start the weekend early from 2-7 PM. Great drinks, no excuses—come make your week a little brighter!

Check in, drink up, and test your questionable knowledge at Motel No Tell’s Monday Night Trivia—where the wallpaper is loud, the drinks are strong, and the answers are probably wrong. Step into our vintage ‘70s wonderland, grab a cocktail, and prove that your brain still works after the weekend. This party fills up fast, so a reservation is always a good idea—unless you like living on the edge. Winners get prizes, losers get a consolation dance, and everyone gets a damn good time. See you at the front desk… or the bar. Same thing.