Tonteria Classics
El Paso£ 13,00
Johnnie Walker Black Label, Martini Rosso Maple syrup, lime juice and fresh blueberries, topped with Moet & Chandon Champagne
Acapulco£ 13,00
Lebron Cachaca and Spiced Rum with fresh lemongrass, mango puree and pineapple juice topped with Ginger Ale
El Gringo£ 14,00
Ciroc Apple Vodka and Midori Melon Liqueur shaken with fresh mint, lime juice topped with Apple Cider.
Copa Del Amor£ 25,00
Tanqueray 10 and Cointreau Orange Liqueur shaken with Lychee pure, rose syrup, lemon juice and fresh cucumber topped with Moet & Chandon Champagne.
Margaritas
Muertos£ 13,00
Chilli infused house tequila mixed with Cointreau, fresh lime and agave syrup.
Don's£ 13,00
Don Julio Blanco Tequila shaken with Cointreau and fresh lime juice, served straight up on the rocks.
Mezcal£ 18,00
Casamigos Mezcal, Cointreau, lime juice and agave syrup. Served on the rocks with Tajin Chilli rim
Frozen Margarita£ 14,00
Making Frozen Margarita is what we excel at. Ask at the bar for today's special.
Mexican Bulldog£ 16,00
The TonteRita frozen margarita served with an upended bottle of Modelo Beer. The bite is worse than the bark.
Tequila + Mezcal
Frida Kahlo£ 15,00
Don Julio Reposado Tequila and Chambord Liqueur, lemon and pomegranate juice, with chocolate bitters and a touch of lemongrass.
El Poncho£ 15,00
Patron Blanco Tequila shaken with agave, pink grapefruit, fresh lime juice and Aquafaba.
Mexican Cartel£ 15,00
Casamigos Reposado Tequila shaken with Aperol, fresh lime juice and lemon marmalade, topped with Ginger Ale.
Non-alcoholic
Albahaca refresher£ 6,00
Seedlip Garden with fresh lime, basil, cucumber and agave.
Stress Down£ 6,00
Seedlip Citrus, pineapple and lemon juice, passion fruit puree and bubble gum syrup topped with Ting fizz.
White Wine
GRW, Tsinandali Kakheti, Georgia - bottle£ 30,00
GRW, Tsinandali Kakheti, Georgia - 175ml£ 8,00
Macabeo, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle £ 30,00
Macabeo, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175ml£ 8,00
Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes Valle Central, Chile - Bottle£ 35,00
Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes Valle Central, Chile - 175ml£ 9,00
Chardonnay IGP Pays d'Oc, Monrouby Languedoc, France - Bottle£ 40,00
Red Wine
Monastrell, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle£ 30,00
Monastrell, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175ml£ 8,00
Syrah Pays d'Oc Languedoc, France - Bottle£ 35,00
Syrah Pays d'Oc Languedoc, France - 175ml£ 9,00
Chianti, Medico Tuscany, Italy - Bottle£ 45,00
Rioja Crisanza, Gran Dominio Rioja, Spain£ 47,00
Rose Wine
Monastrell Rosado, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle£ 30,00
Monastrell Rosado, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175ml£ 8,00
Beers
Corona - 330ml£ 6,00
Modelo Especial - 355ml£ 6,00
Soft Drinks
Coca Cola£ 3,00
Coca Cola - Diet£ 3,00
Juice£ 3,00
Apple, Orange, Cranberry
Ginger Beer£ 3,00
Ting£ 3,00
Red Bull£ 5,00
Still Water£ 5,00
Sparkling Water£ 5,00
Sharing Cocktails
The Tonteria Express £ 14,00
Don Julio Blanco, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express £ 16,00
Don Julio Reposado, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express £ 18,00
Don Julio Anejo, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express £ 45,00
Don Julio 1942, minimum order of 6
Headhunter£ 48,00
Don Julio Blanco Tequila and Passoa passion fruit liqueur, with fresh mint, lemon and mango juice (serves 4)
Cocky Monkey£ 75,00
Never Feels Guilty! Don Julio Blanco Tequila, cranberry and orange juice topped Moet & Chandon Champagne (serves 4)
Las Tres Luchadores - Mellow Yellow£ 45,00
Johnnie Walker Black Label Whiskey, fresh banana syrup topped with mango juice.
Las Tres Luchadores - Jolly Green£ 45,00
Barsol Pisco Quebranta, fresh lime juice, gum syrup topped with ting fizz
Las Tres Luchadores - Pretty in Pink£ 45,00
Ciroc Pink Vodka, grapefruit, peach liqueur, cranberry, orange and lemon juice, Red Bull
